The Rudest Heckler Ever

So, today I'm gonna show you how to deal with the negativity that people seem to throw your way on any given day. I am going to share with you about a time I got heckled. This ain't just any heckle. This was a really big, superhuman sized heckle, and I had to deal with it.

I have to back up to one of the first times I had ever done comedy in front of a large audience. I'm in Flint, Michigan.

By the way, Flint, Michigan at the time was the murder capital of the world. And they were proud of it too. They was like, "Yeah, baby. Number one." Like cats was happy they were the murder capital.

So Flint, Michigan has this thing called the Super Show. I don't know if they still have it, but this was back in 1999 or something.

Anyway, the Super Show is basically a talent show for the people who live in Flint, around Flint. People all over from Detroit, everywhere go to the Super Show. Because I'm new at doing comedy and I just really want some stage time, I go to the Super Show. But here's the thing. It's Flint, Michigan. There's 3,000 people there. And they are booing cats. It's not like the Apollo where they are just booing grown people who know they don’t have any talent. Little kids is going out there with their tap dancing shoes on and coming off the stage crying.

This singer was going on next. She's like, "I don't want to go." She's backstage crying. Well, something welled up in me and I said, “Alright. Let's do this thing.” I walk out and I get heckled. It's 3,000 people there. First words I hear is "You better be funny, bleep, bleep!” Yeah. You can fill in your own “bleep, bleep.”

And this is what I said back then. I was like, "I can't believe this. I just got heckled by the darkest dude in the room," I said "He's so dark skinned I bet if you ride a motorcycle, you'll get a ticket for tinted windows." Which at the time, it wasn't cool to be dark, but now you know.

The whole room laughed. 3,000 people. I go ahead and do the rest of my set. People laugh. After the show somebody said to me, "You know what? You're really good. At what point in your career will you be a professional? A police officer gets a badge. Doctors get to practice. At what point as a comedian will you be a professional?” Like, I had no idea. I didn't know how to answer that. I thought I would be a professional after I made $500 for one event. At that point, I would be a professional. I made the money and just didn't feel like I was a professional. So, the question was kind of still in my mind.

Fast forward some years later. I'm in Fort Wayne, Indiana. I'm not even headlining, yet. I'm a feature act at this club called Snickerz Comedy Club.. I get up on stage. It's a mostly white audience. I'm probably ten minutes into my set and I get heckled from this dude in the back of the room. And he got more twang that I can explain. He says to me, "Michael Jr., I was wondering why do all black people look alike?" At this point the whole crowd freezes. They don't know if I'm going to get mad or throw a chair. They have no idea what's going to happen. I don't know what I'm going to say or what I'm going to do. When I said these words, I was hearing them for the first time. He said, "Michael Jr., why do all black people look alike?" And I said, "We don't all look alike. You've just got to cut the eye holes in your sheet a lot bigger."

For real! The crowd explodes in laughter. And the dude who actually said that to me stands up on his chair and gives me a standing ovation with the rest of the room. It was an amazing experience.

I was at a turning point where I could have gotten upset. I could have went off and no telling how that would have even affected my career. Ok it's Fort Wayne, Indiana...I don't know how much it really would have affected it. In that moment, just by instinct, I decided to carry on with the gift that I have instead of stopping, putting the gift down and then showing up in another way.

But let's think about this real quick. What is a heckler? First of all a heckler is someone who is trying to shake things up in a way so you can't handle it. You are the comedian, like myself, or performer. And you have something that you're supposed to perform for an audience. Not just to entertain, but actually to help them get somewhere. You are on your platform, whether you are a stay at home mom, a doctor, you're on your platform presenting what you have to present to your audience.

And a heckler will come along trying to deter you from what it is you're called to do. And you're going to have them. In fact, if you don't have any hecklers at all, you're probably doing something wrong. So a heckler is actually confirmation that you're moving in the right direction. But you can't listen to the heckler. “You're not going to be able to pull it off. You should stop it right now. Just stop it. You could say goodbye to your dreams.”

Sometimes the heckler is actually you. So what you have to do to knock that heckler out of the way is you've got to be steadfast and know who you really are. You've got to address the heckler. Shut him down and then push on. That's all I'm saying. Because I'm telling you. You can get it done, son. Or daughter. You're not my child. It's just a phrase.

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He's brought laughter to such stages as The Tonight Show on NBC, Jimmy Kimmel live & Comedy Central. You can also see him in Sony's new film War Room. Please welcome…. Michael Jr.